Archive for March, 2011

ADVICE FOR THE LADIES.

Posted in Uncategorized on March 31, 2011 by KeemThaTRUTH

LADIES,

YOU EVER GO TO SOMEBODYS HOUSE & THEY GOT ALL THIS FURNITURE.. ITS EXPENSIVE BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT FUCKING MESS CUZ THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO JUST PUT IT TOGETHER, HOW TO ACCESSORIZE & PREPARE IT.. & YOU GO TO SOMEBODY ELSES HOUSE AND THEY HAVE ITEMS THEY PICKED UP FROM A YARD SALE OR TARGET OR IKEA AND THEY PUT IT TOGETHER AND IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD?

WELL THATS THE PROBLEM WITH ALOT OF YOU LADIES.. YOU BUY ALL THIS FUCKING EXPENSIVE ASS SHIT BUT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO PUT IT TOGETHER PROPERLY.

YOU SEE, HAVING YOUR OWN STYLE IS MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN HAVING A BUNCH OF EXPENSIVE SHIT.. (IM JUST SAYIN)

EXAMPLE; ( I WAS WITH TWO GIRLS THE OTHER DAY WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SOME BEAUTIFUL GIRL WALKED BY AND SHE WAS WEARING.. UHM.. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT SHE HAD ON, BECAUSE THE GIRL LOOKED GOOD. SHE HAD A NICE ASS, NICE FACE WAS TOGETHER, SHE WASNT THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD, BUT FELLAS YOU WOULDA TALKED TO HER, TRUST ME. BUT WHAT AMAZED ME WAS WHEN THE GIRLS I WAS WITH SAID “OH MY GOD, THAT GREEN DONT GO WITH THAT RED.. UHUH GIRL AND LOOK AT THOSE SHOES”)

WHOA WHOAA WHOAAAA!

WHO’S LOOKIN AT THAT? US GUYS AINT LOOKIN AT THAT..

LADIES, LEMME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU ABOUT GUYS..

WE DONT LOOK THAT FAR, UNLESS YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN, WE DONT REALLY CARE.. AS LONG AS IF A GIRL LOOKS GOOD, WE’RE GONNA HOLLA, WE’RE GONNA TALK TO HER..

YOU LADIES, YOURE COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER..; ALOT OF SHIT THAT YOU BUY, YOURE BUYING TO IMPRESS OTHER WOMEN.. YOU NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT MEN LIKE AND BUY THE SHIT THAT IMPRESSES MEN.

I UNDERSTAND YOU LADIES LIKE TO SHOP, & I LIKE TO TREAT MYSELF TO A PAIR OF JORDANS.. BUT I AINT BUYIN NO 500 DOLLAR SNEAKER, IM NOT SPENDING 500 FUCKING DOLLARS ON IT..

YOU LADIES ARE SPENDING 500-600 DOLLARS ON THESE EXPENSIVE HANDBAGS & THIS OTHER SHIT WHEN YOU COULD JUST SAVE YOUR MONEY.

CUZ WATCH THIS..

IF YOU TOOK “EXHIBIT A” AND SHE HAD ON SOME 50 DOLLAR BOOTS AND YOU TOOK “EXHIBIT B” AND SHE HAD ON SOME 600 DOLLAR BOOTS.. WHICH ONE IS THE GUY GONNA TALK TO?

(THE ONE WITH THE 600 DOLLAR BOOTS ONE KEEM!)

WRONG!!!!!!

HE GONNA TALK TO THE ONE THAT LOOKS CUTE. HE DONT CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH FUCKING BOOTS COST.. HE CANT TELL, ALOT OF GUYS CANT REALLY TELL. WE CANT TELL DIFFERENCES FROM THOSE LOWER CLASS, UPPER CLASS AND MIDDLE CLASS SHIT..

EXAMPLE.. SAY YOU SEE SOME GUY IN THE CLUB AND HE DRESSED NICE, SMOOTH AND ALL AND HE TURNS AROUND AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GREMLIN.. YOURE NOT GUNNA TALK TO HIM! ITS THE SAME PHILOSOPHY WITH DUDES.

LADIES, IM NOT SAYIN YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOP.. CUZ YO DO LOOK NICE. BUT IM SAYIN IS SOMETIMES YOU DONT HAVE TO SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON THE ONES MOST EXPENSIVE WHEN YOU COULD JUST BUY THE ONES THAT LOOK NICE.

LEME TELL YOU SOMETHIN.. THIS IS IMPORTANT.. HERES A LIST.. IF IT WAS IN ORDER.. GUYS WILL LOOK AT YOUR ASS, WILL LOOK AT YOUR FIGURE, SEE IF YOU WALK GOOD, YOUR SKIN IS NICE AND CLEAN, YOUR HAIR IS LUSHIOUS, IF YOU HAVE A NICE SMILE, IF YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.. & THEN 12TH ON THE LIST IS THAT FUCKING HANDBAG..

YOU BASICALLY BUYING THAT HANDBAG FOR OTHER CHICKS.. BECAUSE YOULL NEVER EVER SEE TWO GUYS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SAY “YO KEEM, KEEM! HURRY UP MAN! OMG! LOOK AT THAT MOTHER FUCKING HANDBAG! GOD!!”

WE DONT CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT! MEN DONT CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT!!!

BUT YOU DO.. -___-

“OH, OH THATS SUCH A CUTE BAG.. WHERED YOU GET THAT FROM?”

YOURE BUYING ALOT OF SHIT BECAUSE YOURE BUYING IT FOR EACH OTHER ..

WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HANDBAG.. THE ONLY THING WE GUYS COMPLAIN ABOUT IS THOSE BIG ASS POUCHES YALL WALK AROUND WITH..

& THINK GENERAL.. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU SPEND ON 6 OR 7 OF THESE NICE ITEMS, THE OTHER GIRL THAT BUYS THE LESS ITEMS WILL HAVE A NICE WHIP (NICE WHIP=VEHICLE) & YOU GONNA BE RUNNIN HER CAR DOWN WIT YOUR FUCKED UP HANDBAG SAYIN “COME BACK HERE” & SHE GON’ DRIVE RIGHT PAST YOUR ASS AND GET THE DICK.

IM TELLIN YOU SOME G SHIT!

SO CALM DOWN WITH ALL THIS EXPENSIVE BUYIN SHIT.. ESPECIALLY IF YOURE ONLY 15 OR 16 ..

BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU WANNA TREAT YOURSELF.. BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO DO IT.. THEN BY ALL MEANS, BUY 50 FUCKIN HANDBAGS, BOOTS AND BOXERS, BELTS AND BEATERS, WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA BUY ITS TO YOUR FANTASY.

BUT ALOT OF YOU DONT HAVE THE MONEY.. YOU DONT!

AND YOU EITHER USE YA PARENTS MONEY OR SPEND HALF OF YA CHECK ON EXPENSIVE SHIT AND YOU THINK ITS IMPRESSING DUDES… YOURE NOT!

YOURE IMPRESSING ANOTHER FUCKING CHICK..

& I KNOW ITS COMPETITION AND I KNOW ITS HARD TO GET A MAN LADIES, BUT THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT, THATS ALL IM TRYNA SAY..  CUZ YOULL BE LIVIN IN YA MOMMAS BASEMENT OR WIT YA MOMMAS BOYFRIENDS..

GET YA OWN PLACE AND YA OWN CAR.. THEN GO AND SPLURGE YA FUCKING MONEY ON OTHER SHIT.. BUY SOME FUCKING CANDLES, PERFUME OR DEODERANT, CUZ ALOT OF YALL MUTHFUCKAS STINK.. YOU KNOW?

GET YA SHIT TOGETHER.. GET YA PRIORITES STRAIGHT..

THATS ALL MY ADVICE LADIES. BE SMART.

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12 RULES TO KEEP A MAN (LADIES READ)

Posted in Uncategorized on March 31, 2011 by KeemThaTRUTH

Wassup Forum,

Ive Been Seeing That ALOT OF WOMEN Are Having A Hard Time Keeping A Relationship, How To Get A Man, Etc. These Relationships Are Failing, Theyre Not Working Out, It Isnt Right..

LET ME GIVE YOU FEMALES A MALE POINT OF VIEW!

FOLLOW THESE RULES AND YOULL KEEP YOUR MAN OR YOULL GET YOURSELF A MAN.. LISTEN TO ME.

FIRST OFF, You Females Be Rushin The Relationships.. Always Tryna Find The “Good Look” & Looking For “Love” In The Wrong Places At The Wrong Time With The WRONG PEOPLE. Often Times The “Good Look” Is Always The Relationship That Fails & Then When It Fails You Go And Tell Your Friends.. And Then Your Friends Tell You On How To Keep A Man..

RULE NUMBER 1:  DONT LISTEN TO YOUR SINGLE ASS FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS! WHY YOU LISTENING TO ANOTHER SINGLE WOMAN ON HOW TO KEEP A MAN? STOP TAKING ADVICE FROM YOUR SINGLE ASS LONELY GIRLFRIENDS BECAUSE THEY GOIN HOME TO A BUCKET OF ICE CREAM AND SOME HOME VIDEOS ANYWAY..

RULE NUMBER 2: LADIES, START COMPLEMENTING YA MAN! SOME OF US MEN DONT EVEN GET COMPLIMENTS 😦 WE WANNA HEAR GOOD THINGS ONCE IN A WHILE. WE ALWAYS COMPLIMENT WOMEN. MAKE A MAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HAVE TO APPROACH A WOMAN, GET TURNED DOWN & HAVE THE BALLS TO APPROACH ANOTHER WOMAN? SO COMPLIMENT ME! BECAUSE SOME GIRLS TURN THESE GUYS DOWN AND DESTROY THEIR CONFIDENCE, SO NOW HE HAS TO FIND HIS EGO AND PICK HIS CONFIDENCE BACK UP.. AND IT COMES UP BY…. COMPLIMENTS…; COMPLIMENT YA FUCKING MAN

RULE NUMBER 3: DONT TRY TO CHANGE A MAN. ITS IMPOSSIBLE. IF THEY HAVE ISSUES THAT YOU DONT LIKE THEN LEAVE IT! THERES 6BILLION PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD.. MAYBE THERES THE PERSON OUT THERE FOR YOU.. DONT TRY TO CHANGE A MAN.. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THAT MAN.. ITS OK TO TRY AND COMPROMISE AND GET HIM TO WORK WITH YOU, BUT DONT CHANGE HIM.. ALOT OF WOMEN ARE TRYING TO CHANGE THESE MEN AND THATS A MISTAKE..

RULE NUMBER 4: KNOW WHAT YOUR MAN LIKES! LADIES LEMME TELL YOU A SECRET.. GUYS LIKE ALOT OF SHIT.. SO GET TO KNOW WHAT THEY REALLY LIKE. YOU GUNNA HAVE SOME ISSUES, SO GET TO KNOW.. BECAUSE IF HE LIKES BASKETBALL AND YOU HATE BASKETBALL ITS OK.. ITS JUST AN HOUR.. JOIN HIS FUCKING FANTASY BASKETBALL TEAM AND WHATEVER AND LEARN THAT SHIT.. ITS OK.. COMPROMISE.. YOU HAVE TO.

RULE NUMBER 5: CURVE YOUR FUCKING JEALOUSY! LADIES YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT WOMEN ARE MORE EMOTIONAL THAN MEN. IF A GUY CUTS HIS EYE AND LOOKS AT A GIRL, ITS OK! IF HIS EYES GLANCE, DONT SLAP HIM! AS LONG AS HES NOT DISRESPECTFUL WITH IT.. AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU GOIN HOME WITH HIM.. YOUR JEALOUSLY IS UNGLY.. SHOW YOUR GUYS THAT YOU HAVE A LITTLE CONFIDENCE.. ITS OK.. ITS OK.. CURVE YA JEALOUSLY..

RULE NUMBER 6: KEEP YA BODY RIGHT! I KNOW PEOPLE HAVE WEIGHT ISSUES.. TOO SKINNY, TOO FAT.. OR NOT HAVING THOSE ABS.. AND EVEN US GUYS.. WE SLACK.. BUT JUST BE HEALTHY.. KEEP YASELF LOOKIN RIGHT! KEEP YASELF TOGETHER.. ITS ALLRIGHT.. THERES 168 HOURS IN A WEEK, WE ONLY ASK YOU TO WORK OUT FOR 4 .. ITS HARD, IT IS TOUGH.. BUT KEEP IT RIGHT FOR YOUR MAN..

RULE NUMBER 7: STAY FRESH! NOW THIS GOES HAND IN HAND WITH RULE NUMBER 6. SOMETIMES YOU FEMALES GROW A LITTLE BIT OF EXTRA HAIR AND SHIT UNDER YA ARM OR YA COOCH.. YOU KNOW, HYGENE IS VERY IMPORTANT & STAYIN FRESH HAS TO DO WITH CLOTHES. BUY SOME NEW VICTORIA SECRET.. DONT WEAR THOSE SAME NASTTY OLD ASS LIGHT BLUE GRANDMA PANTIES SHIT, THAT SHIT IS FUCKING NASTY.. KEEP YA EYEBROWS UP AND YA HAIR DONE.. KEEP YA BREATH FRESH, BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH.. THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT.

RULE NUMBER 8: BE SPONTANEOUS! WE LOVE THIS SHIT! EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE JUST SURPRISE US. LADIES.. YOU LIKE THIS SHIT… BUT GUYS.. WE LOVE THIS SHIT. USE YOUR IMAGINATION..

RULE NUMBER 9: DONT TALK HIM TO DEATH.. BUT DONT BE BORING! THAT IS ALL… JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SOMETIMES.

RULE NUMBER 10: YOU GOTTA BE SEXUALLY OPEN LADIES. YEAH, IM TELLIN YOU FROM NOW. US GUYS HAVE SOME CRAZY FETISHES, & FANTASIES THAT WE TALK ABOUT IN THE FOOTBALL LOCKER ROOM OR THE GYM LOCKER ROOM WITH OUR BOYS.. WHEREVER WE AT.. US GUYS BE IMAGENIN SOME SHIT.. & WE WANT YOU GUYS TO BE OPEN AND GIVE IT A SHOT.. ITS YOUR FUCKING MAN. SATISFY HIM, SEXUALLY. ITS OK. WHEN YOU FIND HIM WITH SOME HOE/SKANK & YOU SAY “GIRL HE WAS WITH THIS BITCH AND DADADADA” THATS BECAUSE YOU DIDNT SUPPLY HIS NEEDS.. SATIFY YOUR MAN.. THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

RULE NUMBER 11: SUPPORT YA MAN! IF HE WANTS TO BE A RAPPER, LAWYER, SINGER, OR A FCKING ASTRONAUT, IDK WHAT HE WANTS TO BE, IT MAY SOUND CRAZY.. OR WHATEVER BUT SUPPORT HIM.. SAY “BABY IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP” .. HE FEELS GOOD TO KNOW THAT HE HAS SOMEONE WHO HE CARES ABOUT REALLY CLOSE TO BE BY HIS SIDE.. SO SUPPORT YA FCKING MAN LADIES.. BECAUSE IF YOU DONT HE’LL LEAVE YOU AND GOES TO SOME GIRL THAT LISTENS TO THE SHIT HE SAYS, SOME GIRL WHO DOES THE SEXUAL THINGS HE WANTS TO DO, AND SOME GIRL WHO DOESNT TALK A FUCKING HOLE IN HIS HEAD.. IM TELLING YOU LADIES.. SUPPORT YA MAN.

RULE NUMBER 12: DONT FORCE A GUY TO DO SOMETHING HE DOESNT WANT TO DO. SIMPLE (Im not getting into this one cuz itll be LONG)

BUT LADIES JUST FOLLOW THOSE 12 RULES AND YOU’LL BE FINE! 😉