ADVICE FOR THE LADIES.

LADIES,

YOU EVER GO TO SOMEBODYS HOUSE & THEY GOT ALL THIS FURNITURE.. ITS EXPENSIVE BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A HOT FUCKING MESS CUZ THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO JUST PUT IT TOGETHER, HOW TO ACCESSORIZE & PREPARE IT.. & YOU GO TO SOMEBODY ELSES HOUSE AND THEY HAVE ITEMS THEY PICKED UP FROM A YARD SALE OR TARGET OR IKEA AND THEY PUT IT TOGETHER AND IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD?

WELL THATS THE PROBLEM WITH ALOT OF YOU LADIES.. YOU BUY ALL THIS FUCKING EXPENSIVE ASS SHIT BUT YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO PUT IT TOGETHER PROPERLY.

YOU SEE, HAVING YOUR OWN STYLE IS MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN HAVING A BUNCH OF EXPENSIVE SHIT.. (IM JUST SAYIN)

EXAMPLE; ( I WAS WITH TWO GIRLS THE OTHER DAY WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SOME BEAUTIFUL GIRL WALKED BY AND SHE WAS WEARING.. UHM.. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT SHE HAD ON, BECAUSE THE GIRL LOOKED GOOD. SHE HAD A NICE ASS, NICE FACE WAS TOGETHER, SHE WASNT THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD, BUT FELLAS YOU WOULDA TALKED TO HER, TRUST ME. BUT WHAT AMAZED ME WAS WHEN THE GIRLS I WAS WITH SAID “OH MY GOD, THAT GREEN DONT GO WITH THAT RED.. UHUH GIRL AND LOOK AT THOSE SHOES”)

WHOA WHOAA WHOAAAA!

WHO’S LOOKIN AT THAT? US GUYS AINT LOOKIN AT THAT..

LADIES, LEMME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU ABOUT GUYS..

WE DONT LOOK THAT FAR, UNLESS YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN, WE DONT REALLY CARE.. AS LONG AS IF A GIRL LOOKS GOOD, WE’RE GONNA HOLLA, WE’RE GONNA TALK TO HER..

YOU LADIES, YOURE COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER..; ALOT OF SHIT THAT YOU BUY, YOURE BUYING TO IMPRESS OTHER WOMEN.. YOU NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT MEN LIKE AND BUY THE SHIT THAT IMPRESSES MEN.

I UNDERSTAND YOU LADIES LIKE TO SHOP, & I LIKE TO TREAT MYSELF TO A PAIR OF JORDANS.. BUT I AINT BUYIN NO 500 DOLLAR SNEAKER, IM NOT SPENDING 500 FUCKING DOLLARS ON IT..

YOU LADIES ARE SPENDING 500-600 DOLLARS ON THESE EXPENSIVE HANDBAGS & THIS OTHER SHIT WHEN YOU COULD JUST SAVE YOUR MONEY.

CUZ WATCH THIS..

IF YOU TOOK “EXHIBIT A” AND SHE HAD ON SOME 50 DOLLAR BOOTS AND YOU TOOK “EXHIBIT B” AND SHE HAD ON SOME 600 DOLLAR BOOTS.. WHICH ONE IS THE GUY GONNA TALK TO?

(THE ONE WITH THE 600 DOLLAR BOOTS ONE KEEM!)

WRONG!!!!!!

HE GONNA TALK TO THE ONE THAT LOOKS CUTE. HE DONT CARE ABOUT HOW MUCH FUCKING BOOTS COST.. HE CANT TELL, ALOT OF GUYS CANT REALLY TELL. WE CANT TELL DIFFERENCES FROM THOSE LOWER CLASS, UPPER CLASS AND MIDDLE CLASS SHIT..

EXAMPLE.. SAY YOU SEE SOME GUY IN THE CLUB AND HE DRESSED NICE, SMOOTH AND ALL AND HE TURNS AROUND AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GREMLIN.. YOURE NOT GUNNA TALK TO HIM! ITS THE SAME PHILOSOPHY WITH DUDES.

LADIES, IM NOT SAYIN YOU DONT HAVE TO SHOP.. CUZ YO DO LOOK NICE. BUT IM SAYIN IS SOMETIMES YOU DONT HAVE TO SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON THE ONES MOST EXPENSIVE WHEN YOU COULD JUST BUY THE ONES THAT LOOK NICE.

LEME TELL YOU SOMETHIN.. THIS IS IMPORTANT.. HERES A LIST.. IF IT WAS IN ORDER.. GUYS WILL LOOK AT YOUR ASS, WILL LOOK AT YOUR FIGURE, SEE IF YOU WALK GOOD, YOUR SKIN IS NICE AND CLEAN, YOUR HAIR IS LUSHIOUS, IF YOU HAVE A NICE SMILE, IF YOU HAVE PRETTY EYES.. & THEN 12TH ON THE LIST IS THAT FUCKING HANDBAG..

YOU BASICALLY BUYING THAT HANDBAG FOR OTHER CHICKS.. BECAUSE YOULL NEVER EVER SEE TWO GUYS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SAY “YO KEEM, KEEM! HURRY UP MAN! OMG! LOOK AT THAT MOTHER FUCKING HANDBAG! GOD!!”

WE DONT CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT! MEN DONT CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT!!!

BUT YOU DO.. -___-

“OH, OH THATS SUCH A CUTE BAG.. WHERED YOU GET THAT FROM?”

YOURE BUYING ALOT OF SHIT BECAUSE YOURE BUYING IT FOR EACH OTHER ..

WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HANDBAG.. THE ONLY THING WE GUYS COMPLAIN ABOUT IS THOSE BIG ASS POUCHES YALL WALK AROUND WITH..

& THINK GENERAL.. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU SPEND ON 6 OR 7 OF THESE NICE ITEMS, THE OTHER GIRL THAT BUYS THE LESS ITEMS WILL HAVE A NICE WHIP (NICE WHIP=VEHICLE) & YOU GONNA BE RUNNIN HER CAR DOWN WIT YOUR FUCKED UP HANDBAG SAYIN “COME BACK HERE” & SHE GON’ DRIVE RIGHT PAST YOUR ASS AND GET THE DICK.

IM TELLIN YOU SOME G SHIT!

SO CALM DOWN WITH ALL THIS EXPENSIVE BUYIN SHIT.. ESPECIALLY IF YOURE ONLY 15 OR 16 ..

BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU WANNA TREAT YOURSELF.. BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO DO IT.. THEN BY ALL MEANS, BUY 50 FUCKIN HANDBAGS, BOOTS AND BOXERS, BELTS AND BEATERS, WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA BUY ITS TO YOUR FANTASY.

BUT ALOT OF YOU DONT HAVE THE MONEY.. YOU DONT!

AND YOU EITHER USE YA PARENTS MONEY OR SPEND HALF OF YA CHECK ON EXPENSIVE SHIT AND YOU THINK ITS IMPRESSING DUDES… YOURE NOT!

YOURE IMPRESSING ANOTHER FUCKING CHICK..

& I KNOW ITS COMPETITION AND I KNOW ITS HARD TO GET A MAN LADIES, BUT THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT, THATS ALL IM TRYNA SAY..  CUZ YOULL BE LIVIN IN YA MOMMAS BASEMENT OR WIT YA MOMMAS BOYFRIENDS..

GET YA OWN PLACE AND YA OWN CAR.. THEN GO AND SPLURGE YA FUCKING MONEY ON OTHER SHIT.. BUY SOME FUCKING CANDLES, PERFUME OR DEODERANT, CUZ ALOT OF YALL MUTHFUCKAS STINK.. YOU KNOW?

GET YA SHIT TOGETHER.. GET YA PRIORITES STRAIGHT..

THATS ALL MY ADVICE LADIES. BE SMART.

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